Perhaps you have been out of the mainstream business of wickedness for a while. But… things have changed. If you’re putting together a dark and evil plot for work victory, you may need to take a class or two to catch up on local history and the state of the economic world. After all, you want to be taken seriously. You can’t just call up the President and council and make grand demands unless they are ones that are going to be taken seriously. You might as well take down the Hoover Dam and say, “You better give me a glass of water!” It’s just… not going to go the way that you hope!
But, if you’ve listened to your modern cohorts and know what sort of demands will really hit the world where the sun doesn’t shine---though, technically, that is just the night… which is admittedly a good time to engage in your dark plans---you need to have more than just the right words. You need to have the style that is going to strike fear in the hearts of all and even risk your arch-nemesis losing his mojo just when he might be able to catch you!
If these are the kinds of thoughtful plans you’ve put forward, there is no question that you are the man of evil that all we minions have been waiting for. It is time to don your Gray Suit and make sure that the whole world knows just how evil you might be! Perhaps strike a signature pose or pet a silly kitty in front of the viewscreen. You never know what is going to get that mojo running!
